Glitch Like Me[BENxTweek]

Crack ship, yaoi, Ben is From creepy pasta, and tweek is from South Park. This is boy x boy, don't like don't read. Do like well...be my guest :3
I don't know if I will make more parts to this, for now it's just a one shot. We'll see how many people actually read it.

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It was an early 2 AM and our little Tweek was in his bed about to put a new game cartridge in his game. It was actually a fairly old system and thus a fairly old game, but it was new to him and it kept him busy when he couldn't sleep.
So far that's all the time, ever since the early age of 8, he had problems getting to sleep, it could be all of the coffee he forced down his throat, or it could be the little gnomes that came for his underpants. Either way he had insomnia-like habits that he had yet to grow out of even now, at the age of 16.

Tweek slipped the game into the old Nintendo 64 ps and when the screen booted up he saw a file already titled BEN. He just kinda left it there and started on a new file, starting to play, there were a few glitches here and there but nothing his sleep deprived eyes couldn't have made up on their own.
Before he could get far though, the underwear gnomes padded across the floor to his dresser, he looked down at them his eyes wide and tried not to scream, due to him not wanting to be in trouble again for disrupting his families slumber. He stood on his bed, moving into the corner farthest from the gnomes, trembling in slight fear. On the screen the words "you shouldn't have done that" popped up.
Tweek noticed this and looked from the gnomes to the screen, wondering how the fuck they were controlling that. "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
Tweets knees trembled under him and he dropped to the bed, tears in his eyes. His poor underwear, and now his Nintendo was probably broken. He was frustrated, and scared, and tired.
As if to make matters even more frightening for the trembling blond, a REALLY TALL GNOME CAME OUT OF THE TV! He shrieked, not caring about getting in trouble anymore.
The gnomes jumped, startled from the cry of the boy, before they saw the elven boy from the game, glaring down at them. "Tch, and people call me a pervert." His voice glitched and cracked slightly. He grabbed the undergarments from the little people. Tossing them at the frightened boy, he was about to stomp on the gnomes but instead he had been tackled by the fidgeting teen.
"Thank you! These were some of my last pairs!" He cried into the tunic clad shoulder. He twitched a few times as he backed away from the now shocked elf.
His twitches almost reminded Ben of a glitch in a computer, and it just made him smile slightly.
"I thought you were like their leader or something!" Tweek continues, the smile dropping from Bens face. Ben? A gnome? "Listen buddy, I'm not a gnome, I'm an elf got it?" He smiled at the other and tweek tilted his head slightly. "I have pointy ears, and better hair. And if you haven't noticed I'm a little taller than those assholes..." He started rambling.
Tweek nodded before apologizing "I'm sorry I'm sorry I just thought maybe the leader was allowed to be taller! Gah this is too much pressure!" He cried as he covered his face, blushing slightly, twitching and spazzing slightly while he sat there.
They both stayed in silence for a few minutes before ben tilted his head. "Do you...always twitch like that?" His voice crackled like malfunctioning software. Tweek gave a nod, bringing his hands away, to stare at the floor. Ben looked to the ball of underwear on the bed that he threw at the frantic teen. "Do you always wear panties?!"
Tweek gave a soft squeak of surprise as his face seemed to explode in heat. He quickly made a grab for the garments to put them away but he wasn't quick enough, because ben soon had a pair in his hands, stretching them as he stared. "These have little coffee beans on them...and they are pastel green..." Tweek deadpanned, continuing to twitch from an over caffeinated system.
"I know. They're mine."

"I dunno, I might keep them..."

"You really are an underpants gnome!" He squeaked before he was trapped between two arms and a wall.
"We went over this, I'm an elf. I'm taller than a damn gnome, and I am stronger than one of those porcelain pussies too." Ben growled and tweek had his eyes shut tight as he feared looking him in the eye. "Okayokayokayokayohmygodokaytoo-too much pressure" he spazzed blushing darkly at the close proximity.
Ben smirked at the boys helplessness, leaning forward to kiss him softly, and at this the spazztastic teen forced his eyes open.
"You. You need some sleep."
He picked up the trembling Tweek, laying him in his own bed. "But my underwe-
-Will be safe until morning, because you have me." Ben cut him off before laying down beside him.
"Besides, if you had to go commando for a couple a days that wouldn't be so bad..." Ben grinned letting the perverted comment slip from his lips. Tweek blushed and laid stiffly, it didn't feel normal to lay down, and it felt even less normal for there to be someone laying with him.
Ben however, paid no mind to tweeks unease as he pulled him close, and rubbed his back gently. Tweek some how managed to relax, and when he tried to listen for the others heart beat, he instead heard the song of healing, but it was playing in reverse. He wondered how that could be, but shrugged.
His life never really was normal, and he was tired. So right now, just right now, he was going to enjoy that weirdness and let it lull him to sleep.
"Thank you."
"Shhh...." Ben rubbed his back still trying to kill him to sleep. He was kinda glad jeff wasn't there, he wasn't sure he wanted this kid sleeping like that. In a way, he reminded him of himself.
Glitched.